Blake's 7 Simpsons-Style
by Nicola Mody

The season 1 and 2 crew

Blake: big sleeves, big cause

Vila: absolutely irresistible

Jenna: like a leaf on the wind

Cally: rebel in red

Gan: almost as big as Pluto

Avon: deadliest geek in the galaxy

Servalan: out-evils Mr Burns

Dayna: bombshell with a bombshell

Tarrant: teeth that outshine the stars

Soolin: ice-cold hot-shot

Travis: two-faced and one-eyed

Jarriere: "Och, it's no' a powder puff, it's a soft high-friction grip. Would ye like to say 'powder puff' again, wee mon?"