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| To atone for embezzling, Avon was an altar-boy | Blake went through hell for his fashionable perm | Gan was inordinately proud of his manicured nails | ...and persisted in trying to impress Vila with them | His forcible manicures were not well received however | There was only one toilet on the London |
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| Blake enjoyed a little karaoke to pass the time | ...but Avon resented him hogging the mike | Jenna always got bath salts for her birthday and had to pretend surprise | Avon nagged Blake incessantly to stop his nail-biting | Blake always said grace before meals | ...and made his confession whenever he could |
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| Blake tried not to let Vila stay up past his proper bedtime | ...or the little guy just couldn't keep his eyes open the next day | despite his regular afternoon nap after playtime | With his huge fingers, Gan found it hard to select just one viscast-channel | Avon always knew when Cally had been eating his ice-cream | Blake often flossed at the table, which Avon found somewhat gauche |
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| Travis was appalled at his arm repair bill after the Aristo incident | Servalan was always borrowing Travis's GameBoy | ...and made him beg to get it back | Putting superglue on the teleport controls was just another of Vila's little jokes | Avon hated taking part in Blake's group cheer "Goooooo, rebels!" | Vila gave his name and number to every pretty girl he met |
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| Even after a year, Blake still had to be firm with Vila about his bedtime | Shmuel Travis was a nice Jewish boy whose hero was Moshe Dayan | Avon resented being made to take political theory classes | Vila would give the shirt off his back for Blake—at gunpoint | Travis hated having his annual flu injection | Avon lost a contact lens outside Central Control |
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| Avon was inordinately proud of his skills with blocks | Jenna's favourite yoga position was the ''cruise passenger' | Avon's attempt at a Vulcan neck pinch did not go well | Blake's hogging of the hair-drier irked others in the crew | Vila's applications for safe office jobs were never accepted | Vila and Jenna were outraged when a vending machine ate their credits |
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| Travis felt a right git when he got whiplash during a space battle | It took Avon a while to realise that his anorak had no fur collar; it was Vila's trained mice | The commute to Star One was a killer | More than once, Vila had to crawl back to his cabin after a wild Liberator party | Vila sometimes burned the toast | |
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| Tarrant inherited Blake's big wall-mounted hair-dryer | Avon would do anything to avoid Cally's meditation sessions | Cally's stereo was an older model with really dorky headphones | After the first time, Avon and Vila were prepared for Tarrant's reaction to curry | Vila and Dayna always tried to get out of doing the dishes | Avon was nonplussed by the pet Dalek Vila gave him for his birthday |
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| Avon and Dayna lost their bet on how many cocktails Vila could make—and drink | But his lectures on adrenaline and soma vintages were enthralling | Other customers resented Tarrant trying to jump the queue at the hair salon | |||
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| Vila's experimental turbo-toaster was not a success | Vila was embarrassed when Soolin caught him playing air-guitar | Avon had to divert more power for the hairdryers | Avon's attempts at jogging in his leathers were short-lived | A duel was often needed to decide who did the dishes on Xenon base | Tarrant only got third prize in Vila's bum competition |
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| All visitors to Xenon base were expected to admire Soolin's watercolours | Deva constantly worried whether he had halitosis |