Transcript of ‘The Syndeton Experiment’

Written by Barry Letts, directed by Brian Lighthill.
Transcribed by Nicola Mody

(c) 1998 by the British Broadcasting Corporation. Series created by Terry Nation. This is a dialogue transcript for research purposes and is not for sale under any circumstances. Transcript and format (c) 2002 by Nicola Mody 

Part 2 (back to Part 1)

 

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[Scorpio]

VILA 

[eating] Does that mean we’ve given up?

AVON 

Do you have to speak with your mouth full?

VILA 

I’m not—I’m not going through another hyper-jump with an empty stomach. Have we given up? That’s all I’m asking.

SOOLIN 

Mission aborted, yes. I’m beginning to think we should never have agreed to it in the first place.

TARRANT 

No...no...no!

DAYNA 

He’s coming round.

TARRANT 

Ah...ah...

DAYNA 

It’s all right, you’re back on board.

TARRANT 

Where...what...what happened?

AVON 

Thanks to your habitual arrogance, you nearly finished the lot of us.

TARRANT 

What?

DAYNA 

You forgot your bracelet, Tarrant.

TARRANT 

Ah.

AVON 

And we’re not clear yet. Slave, report.

SLAVE 

One minute ten seconds to hyper-position, master. No sign of pursuit.

AVON 

That’s odd. Orac?

ORAC 

Still no indication of Federation activity in the vicinity of the planet. However, as I attempted to explain before, should they disable all electronic activity, they would be invisible to me.

AVON 

Oh, that’s a great help.

TARRANT 

I’m sorry.

DAYNA 

No, don’t try to get up.

TARRANT 

I’m all right.

DAYNA 

You might have to take it easy for a while.

TARRANT 

I tell you, I’m all right! I just...I just need a drink. Where are we going?

DAYNA 

Back to base.

SLAVE 

Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Ten...nine...eight...

TARRANT 

Stop the countdown! Back! All of you, over there!

SOOLIN 

Tarrant!

TARRANT 

You heard me, move!

VILA 

Oy, watch it!

TARRANT 

This is no joke. If I didn’t need you all, you’d be dead. Now do as I say.

AVON 

[quietly] Do it.

SOOLIN 

What’s all this about?

AVON 

Isn’t it obvious?

SOOLIN 

What? Oh, yes, of course.

DAYNA 

Servalan.

AVON 

Precisely.

VILA 

What are you talking about?

AVON 

Just do as he says.

TARRANT 

That’s better. Slave, execute hyper-jump, time distort ten, coordinates 7720 6294 8462 6133.

SLAVE 

Er, yes, sir. Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Ten...nine...eight...

AVON 

So where are you taking us?

SLAVE 

...six...five...four...

TARRANT 

We’re paying a visit to Doctor Rossum. We’re going to Kapeka.

SLAVE 

...three...two...one...zero.

 

[Scorpio enters hyperspace]

VILA 

[strained] You might have let me finish my breakfast...

AVON 

Now what? Are you intending to hold that gun on us for the whole of the journey to—where was it? Kapeka?

TARRANT 

What...I...I don’t know what...what one holding me but...

DAYNA 

He’s going to pass out.

 

[Tarrant drops the gun]

AVON 

Soolin, get the gun!

SOOLIN 

Right!

DAYNA 

It’s all right. Just take it gently. You’ll be fine.

TARRANT 

What...what’s going on?

AVON 

You tell us. You pulled the gun on us.

TARRANT 

I know... I know I did. But why did I do it? I just...felt that I had to, like voices in my—

SOOLIN 

But not any more?

TARRANT 

No, I...no.

VILA 

You’d better sit down before you fall down.

AVON 

Well away from the guns, if you don’t mind.

TARRANT 

But I wouldn’t... I don’t get it.

SOOLIN 

It sounds to me like a post-hypnotic suggestion. You were out cold when we picked you up from Syndexia. Maybe you were in a hypnotic trance. What did Servalan do to you?

VILA 

Does it really matter? The point is that we can turn round and go home now.

AVON 

How do you suggest that we turn round when all directions are the same?

VILA 

Eh?

DAYNA 

He means that we’re going to Kapeka whether we like it or not. Once we’re out of hyperspace we can talk about going home.

AVON 

If that’s what we decide. Servalan must have a very good reason for wanting to send us to Kapeka. I’d like to know what that reason is. If she hypnotised Tarrant—

ORAC 

My programming makes it impossible for me not to interrupt.

AVON 

What is it, Orac?

ORAC 

I took the precaution of logging on to the main computer of Syndexia, as is my wont. I would suggest that the one who calls himself Tarrant was not hypnotised, but had a syndeton nanochip implanted in his hypothalamus—

TARRANT 

What!

AVON 

Quiet!

ORAC 

—which placed him under the telepathic control of this Servalan. Her purpose—

TARRANT 

Hang on a minute! If that’s the case, why isn’t Servalan still controlling me?

ORAC 

I should have thought that that would be clear to the meanest intelligence.

TARRANT 

Obviously not. Tell me!

ORAC 

The syndeton in the nanochip provides a hyper-channel between the two brains. Once one of them is in hyperspace, the channel vanishes into the void. And so too do Servalan’s thought directions, which will be similarly dissipated and diffused—

VILA 

Yeah, got it! You mean like when you’re three years old, peeing in the bath?

ORAC 

One moment... That experience does not appear in my memory banks.

VILA 

Well, you see, you need to have a—

DAYNA 

Vila, shut up! Orac, you were about to tell us why we’re being sent to Kapeka.

ORAC 

It is probable that what is sought is the outcome of the research upon which Doctor Rossum was engaged at the time he escaped from Syndexia and set himself up on Kapeka.

AVON 

Ah. And what was that?

ORAC 

A development of the simple syndeton nanochip to make possible the connection of any number of separate brains, and join them to one network coordinated by a central computer which would effectively be controlled by the one to whose neural network the total complex was tuned.

VILA 

Um, do you think you could run through that again at a gentle trot? I lost you halfway down the back straight.

AVON 

Don’t you see, it would be a gestalt.

VILA 

That rings a bell.

SOOLIN 

I should think it does.

VILA 

Yeah, but what is it?

TARRANT 

A whole that’s more than just the sum of its parts, like...like an ant’s nest.

AVON 

No wonder Servalan’s after it. All the different individual brains would just become offshoots of hers.

VILA 

I rather fancy the idea of Servalan as a queen ant. I wouldn’t give her eggs to my goldfish though.

SOOLIN 

But where do we come in?

AVON 

Where indeed? Orac!

ORAC 

Unfortunately, with Servalan’s plan, there is a major—

SLAVE 

[at the same time] Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Ten...nine...eight... [he continues to count down during the following]

ORAC 

I have not finished my explanation. It would be most unlike—

AVON 

Careful, Orac

ORAC 

You should be cognisant of the fact that—

 

[Avon removes his key]

SLAVE 

...two...one.

 

[Scorpio leaves hyperspace]

VILA 

Give us a chance! Ohhhh...

AVON 

Right. Back to base, or do we pay our respects to Doctor Rossum?

TARRANT 

I’m afraid you have no choice.

AVON 

What do you mean?

TARRANT 

If you don’t do as I say, I shall depressurise the ship.

THE WOMEN 

Oh.

AVON 

Servalan. She’s got here first.

TARRANT 

She has. Soolin? Give me that gun. Slowly. Now back away.

SOOLIN 

OK?

TARRANT 

Thank you.

 

 

 

[Titan]

SERVALAN 

Commander.

MODNITZ 

Yes, commissioner.

SERVALAN 

Keep them in your sights. If I give the word, terminate them. Vledka.

VLEDKA 

Yes...commissioner?

SERVALAN 

Open a communication link

 

 

 

[Scorpio]

TARRANT 

Orac was quite correct. We’re going down to get hold of Doctor Rossum’s new process. If it still exists.

AVON 

What do you mean?

DAYNA 

Why can’t she go herself?

SERVALAN 

[over comms] Scorpio. Do you hear me?

AVON 

Servalan. What do you want from us?

SERVALAN 

I want the pleasure of knowing that you are fully aware of what is in store for you. You heard what your friend Tarrant said.

AVON 

Why can’t you go down yourself?

SERVALAN 

Why should you believe me if I told you? Ask your own computer. Slave. Tell them.

SLAVE 

Negative. Unauthorised order.

SERVALAN 

Tarrant.

TARRANT 

Tell them, Slave.

SLAVE 

Sir?

TARRANT 

Give us a first landing report on this planet.

SLAVE 

Yes, sir. The planet Kapeka: Earth-type, .87 mass, atmosphere nitrogen-based, 24% oxygen and no fractions inimical to human life. Largely temperate climate with adequate rainfall to support—

SERVALAN 

Quite a little paradise, wouldn’t you say? Why don’t you have a look at it?

AVON 

Slave? Show us.

SLAVE 

Yes, master. [he does]

DAYNA 

It’s on fire!

SERVALAN 

Not quite.

TARRANT 

Tell us why Kapeka looks like that, Slave.

SLAVE 

Er, yes, sir. The whole planet is intensely radioactive. To descend below stratosphere level would be fatal.

VILA 

Oh, great.

AVON 

I see.

SERVALAN 

Why this should be, nobody knows. Presumably some sort of nuclear disaster. Doctor Rossum is probably dead by now.

SOOLIN 

What what’s the point of sending us down if he’s dead?

SERVALAN 

Ahh, well. The results of his experiments, the records, may still exist, and the information that Tarrant could find for me should enable me to obtain unassailable control of the Federation. And even if he fails, I shall be able to go to bed tonight with the amusing—no, the delectable thought that you are all going to die a very nasty death. Good bye.

 

[she closes comms]

SOOLIN 

As charming as ever.

TARRANT 

Slave, initiate landing countdown.

SLAVE 

Yes, sir.

AVON 

That order is countermanded. Abort the countdown.

SLAVE 

Yes, master.

TARRANT 

Do it!

AVON 

No!

SLAVE 

Er, deeply sorry, master, but if I’m subjected to contradictory orders, my stability governor will cease to function.